So in the suite next door to where I live are these obnoxious neighbors who have parties every weekend night, which is cool and everything, but there’s no need for your drunk behinds to congregate in front of my door talking about how you threw up or how you want to drink tequila all night and hook up with some girl. Just get your drunk ass to the dance party you desperately want to go to.
Oh, and last night some drunk girl pooped in our shower
